December 2010
Facebook Divorce
Me: (comes home late only to find Facebook sitting on the couch) Oh, hey, Facebook.
FB: Where have you been?
Me: Where? Oh, nowhere, just out with the friends.
FB: You didn't update your status today. What were you doing?
Me: I just didn't feel like it.
FB: Were you on it again?
Me: On what?
FB: Don't play dumb. With Tumblr. Were you on it.
Me: Tumblr?
FB: You were with Tumblr, weren't you. Why? Why do you love Tumblr more than me?
Me: I don't love her more, Facebook. You're being dramatic.
FB: That slut. You were with Tumblr. I should've known.
Me: You did it to Myspace!
FB: Fuck you. Is it because she's prettier?
Me: She just lets me... express myself.
FB: I don't?! You know what? Be with fucking Tumblr.
Me: Fine. I like her better anyway!
stupidly-high asked: yo thanks for following! stay blazed :)
stupidly-high asked: yo thanks for following! stay blazed :)
